The Evster on The 700 Level

Oscar is honestly so excited.

Outside of writing TV My Wife Watches and taking the occasional bubble bath, I also have a weekly sports column (posted every Friday) at The 700 Level, a super popular Philadelphia sports blog that has way more readers than mine.

Below are links to all of those jawns:


Coming to terms with the sad truth that Shady McCoy is gone from Philadelphia (Mar. 6, 2015)

The Evster: 8 drills I'd love to see at the NFL combine (Feb. 27, 2015)

Kobe's high school point guard shares a story that's probably 94% true (Feb. 26, 2015)

Saying goodbye to MCW, the Evster way (Feb. 20, 2015)

The Evster's Valentine's Day special: 18 things to love about Philly sports (Feb. 13, 2015)

The Evster's Super Bowl™ Kickers Breakdown® (Jan. 30, 2015)

The Evster wonders: How embarrassing is it to buy Billy Joel concert tickets? (Jan 23, 2015)

The Evster: 27 unbelievable things I saw at the Sixers-Bucks game (Jan. 9, 2015)

The Evster's minute-by-minute report of the Warriors brutal beatdown over da Sixers (Dec. 31, 2014)

The Evster's holiday gift guide for bing-bong Sixers fans (Dec. 19, 2014)

"Ugh, my son is a Cowboys fan." The Evster interviews a mom and her devil child (Dec. 12, 2014)

The Evster's tips for how to sneak away from Thanksgiving dinner to watch the Eagles-Cowboys game (Nov. 26, 2014)

The Evster thanks Maryland for punking Penn State (who is the worst) (Nov. 7, 2014)

The Evster wonders: Was the Sixers-Pacers opener the greatest game in NBA history? (Oct. 31, 2014)

The Evster (and Gonzo!) break down the Sixers garbage pail of a roster (Oct. 24, 2014)

The Evster starts a pro-sweatpants in public revolution (Oct. 17, 2014)

The Evster breaks down the 1990 Sixers SkyBox basketball cards (Oct. 10, 2014)

The Evster: What are Philly fans freaking out about now? (Oct. 3, 2014)

The Evster: Santana Moss apparently still plays for the Redskins, which is fascinating (Sept. 19, 2014)

The Evster reviews the PYT wait staff (Sept. 12, 2014)

The Evster: Nothing Compares 2 Football (Sept. 5, 2014)

The Evster finds some dope sports Trapper Keepers™ for going back to school (Aug. 29, 2014)

The Evster: The Browns not starting Johnny Football is the biggest travesty in the history of Western Civilization (Aug. 22, 2014)

The Evster's tips on how to be the greatest fantasy football commissioner in the world (Aug. 15, 2014)

The Evster: Where does Jeremy Lin's dunk over his mom rank on the all-time greatest dunks on people? (Aug. 8, 2014)

The Evster: An oral history of the 2001 Denver Nuggets cookbook photo shoot (Aug. 1, 2014)

The Evster reviews Steve's Prince of Steaks, Center City (July 25, 2014)

The Evster's tips for how not to humiliate yourself on a public basketball court (July 11, 2014)

The Evster breaks down this weekend's Philles vs. Pirates series (July 4, 2014)

The Evster's top 8 most unbelievable things that happened during the NBA Draft (June 27, 2014)

The Evster's top XI to look forward to in the World Cup™ (June 6, 2014)

The Evster: The sad, sad, sad truth behind Evan Turner's sad story (May 30, 2014)

The Evster: Chips, ranked (May 23, 2014)

The Evster comes up with new names and logos for the Redskins (May 9, 2014)

The Evster: Are you ready for co-ed beer league softball or WHAT?!? (May 2, 2014)

The Evster's tips on how to maximize your sports watching during this bonkers time in sports watchingness (Apr 25, 2014)

The Evster's NBA Playoff Preview (Apr 18, 2014)

The Evster and Enrico head over to the Frozen Four (Apr 11, 2014)

The Evster compares Don Baylor's broken femur to other excruciating sports injuries (Apr 4, 2014)

The Evster finds the best Sixers posters EVER (Mar 28, 2014)

The Evster puts together the all-time most annoying Duke basketball team (Mar 21, 2014)

The Evster checks in on Ben Revere's Twitter account (Mar 14, 2014)

The Evster compares the Sixers' player to NBA dudes who know how to actually play basketball
(Mar 7, 2014)

The Evster checks in on that Iranian rebounder dude the Sixers drafted (Feb 28, 2014)

The Evster analyzes the hottest (and 13th best) figure skater of the Olympics (Feb 21, 2014)

The Evster breaks down the new Hollis Thomas ski jumping car commercial (Feb 14, 2014)

The Evster's Super Duper Olympics Survey! (Feb 7, 2014)

The Evster's Super Bowl Punters Breakdown (Jan 31, 2104)

The Evster breaks down the 1989-90 Sixers team photo (Jan 24, 2014)

The Evster spends the day reffing 6th grade girls basketball (Jan 17, 2014)

The Evster: The best (and worst) feelings in sports (Jan 10, 2014)

The Evster: What kinda name is Drew Brees anyway? (Jan 3, 2014)

The Evster remembers the Southwest Philly Floater (Dec 27, 2013)

The Evster's guide to hating da Bears (Dec 20, 2013)

The Evster reviews Wawa's new Turkey Club Sandwich (Dec 13, 2013)

The Evster breaks down this year's Heisman hopefuls (Dec 6, 2013)

The Evster's tips for having a nice time while playing football on Thanksgiving (Nov 22, 2013)

The Evster: the Sixers are cool but the Wells Fargo Center still kinda sucks (Nov 15, 2013)

The Evster reviews NFL Network's "The Football Life: Randall Cunningham" (Nov 8, 2013)

The Evster highlights some of Tim McCarver's best Tim McCarverisms (Oct 29, 2013)

The Evster: 8 reasons why the Sixers should, no MUST, trade for Charlie Villanueva (Oct 22, 2013)

The Evster figures out who you should root for in the MLB playoffs (Oct 11, 2013)


The Evster breaks down the clammiest roster in Sixers history (Oct 4, 2013)

The Evster weighs in on hip, trendy bowling alleys vs. classic, colossal dumps (Sep 27, 2013)

The Evster: Watching a Game at the Linc. The Good, The Bad and The Ugly Weirdos (Sep 20, 2013)

The Evster: Everything You Always Wanted to Know About the San Diego Chargers, But Were Afraid to Google (Sep 13, 2013)

The Evster: So We’re Really Goin’ with Riley Cooper as our #2 WR, Huh? (Sep 6, 2013)

The Evster’s Guide to Annoying Sports Small Talk (Aug 30, 2013)

The Evster’s Guide to the NFL’s Old Faces in New Places (Aug 23, 2013)

The Evster Asks “What Kind of Soccer Fan Are You?” (Aug 16, 2013)

The Evster Gives Chip Kelly Some Tips Before his Debut (Aug 9, 2013)

The Evster’s Midseason WNBA Awards (Aug 2, 2013)

The Evster Kicks Ryan Braun Out of the Tribe (Jul 26, 2013)

The Evster’s Guide to an Enjoyable Mini Golf Experience (Jul 19, 2013)

The Evster Repairs the Images of Bynum, Lindros, Rolen and McNabb (Jul 12, 2013)

The Evster’s Guide to Sports on TV this Weekend not Involving Laynce Nix (Jul 5, 2013)

The Evster Breaks Down the NBA Lottery (Jun 28, 2013)

The Evster Catches You Up on the NBA Finals (Jun 20, 2013)

The Evster’s Top Six Reasons to Keep Cliff Lee (Jun 7, 2013)

The Evster’s Guide to Sprucing Up Your Sports Wardrobe (May 17, 2013)

Okay, Doc. 

The Evster Checks In on Desean Jackson’s Twitter Account (May 10, 2013)

The Evster Searches the Internets for the Best Chris Wheeler (May 3, 2013)

Dude, You Should Totally Go to the Penn Relays This Weekend (Apr 26, 2013)

It's Chester vs. Lower Merion (Again): Friday's Battle at Nova is a Rematch of Last Year's District and State Finals (Mar 1, 2013)

The Evster's Top 8 Things Worth Discussing About NBA All Star Saturday (Feb 18, 2013)

The Evster's Super Bowl Special Teams Breakdown (Feb 3, 2013)

The Evster's Guide On: How To Make Your Own Jerseys (Jan 24, 2013)

The Evster's Year-End Best-Of 2012 Sixers Award Thingies (Jan 2, 2013)

Sexy as hell. 

I also write Bachcaps® and Eagles Report Cards at Zoo With Roy, another (much sillier and way more ridiculous) Philadelphia sports bolg. Eventually I might link to the ZWR stuff on here too, but this took me like two hours to do already so just read those jawns above and friggin' relax for once in your life.

Eric Allen rockin' da mock turtleneck. 

I'm naming my first son Moses and I'm not kidding. 

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