|Calm down please.|
1. Are you Flyer'd up?
a) Does a one-legged duck swim in circles?
b) Gotta be honest, I was a little Flyer'd up before last night's game, but now I'm not quite as Flyer'd up as I was before. I also have no idea if a one-legged duck swims in circles. I guess it does. Sad for that duck.
c) If the whole point of this quiz is to determine how Flyer'd up I am, why would you make the first question "Are you Flyer'd up"? Shouldn't the quiz basically end now? Regardless, yeah, sure, I guess I'm somewhat Flyer'd up -- Flyer'd up enough to at least clicked on this link in the first place. But I was not expecting the answers on this quiz to be this long. Can we calm down with the long answers going forward? This is an internet quiz not the SATs. Thank you.
2. Do you know any players on the Flyers roster?
a) Personally? 7.
b) I know they have a black guy.
c) I am a black guy.
3. Do you own any Flyers gear?
a) YEPS. In fact, I wore orange and black to work yesterday. And plan to wear it pretty much every day this week. I also have a little Flyers teddy bear in my cubicle and made my desktop background on my computer Wayne Simmonds. My name is Donna. I work with Evan in the accounting department at his job. He doesn't work in accounting, I do. He wanted me to make that clear so you didn't think he was the type of dorf who would work in accounting. I am an incredible person and once won 1st place in a fishing contest and came in on Monday morning with pictures of my winning fish to prove it. I unfortunately am not on Twitter.
b) Pretty sure I have a Flyers t-shirt buried somewhere in my closet. I could maybe find it this week. Probably won't though. Probably won't.
c) Like I said, I am a black guy.
4. What are your thoughts on Guns N' Roses?
a) WELCOME TO THE JUNG I like them. I like them a lot. I am from New Jersey.
b) Ugh, I have never understood their whole appeal and feel like they're partially responsible for ruining my sexual potential as a teenager. Plus, the whole grunge era, with the flannel shirts and the ripped jeans, what the hell was that? And yes I realize that G n' R was not part of the grunge era, but it's all the same thing, because the annoying people who listened to Guns N' Roses in middle school were the dorks who got into Pearl Jam later in high school. Plus, pretty much every chick at my high school wore Doc Martins and baggy shirts and that was just unfair compared to today's teenagers who wear nothing but yoga pants. I did not receive my first handjob until I was 16. Thank you, Lisa Cohen. Wherever you are.
c) Starting to think that you've never met a black guy.
5. Are you Wayne Simmonds?
b) The game show host?
c) That's racist (and yes).
If you answered mostly A's: you are in fact very Flyer'd up and probably follow Doc Pizza on Twitter
If you answered mostly B's: you are an INCREDIBLY sexy blogger / local celebrity
If you answered mostly C's: you are Wayne Simmonds