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Holy shit |
As a spinoff from my post on The 700 Level today, "
Seven Beach Activities That Don't Completely Suck," I figured I'd write another top seven list.
Here you go:
1. John Cougar Mellencamp
2. John "The Cougar" Cougar Mellencamp
3. John Coogs aka Johnny Coogs aka John Cougar Mellencamp Jr.
4. John Cougar Mellencamp Jr.
5. John Bon Joogar Cougar Mellencamp Joogior
6. Johnny Johnny Boom Sauce Cougar Mellenmelon
7. Baloney Butt Bob
Thanks for reading, everybody!