Wednesday, October 8, 2014

Things I Said While Watching an Old Ep of 90210 with my Wife


"Shut the fuck up Brandon no one cares."

"Calm down, Andrea. No one cares."

"Oh my god why is David doing that? What's wrong with him?"

"Lighten up, Brandon."

"Whatever Brandon stop being such a fat fuck!"

"He didn't just say that did he say that Jesus Christ."

"Hahahaha good one, Steve, you fat fuck."

"No one dresses like that."

"Ugh, c'mon Andrea. It's a fucking school newspaper."

"Their phone sure does ring a lot."

"Why the fuck is Brandon such a tight-ass fuck?"

"Fuck you, Brandon."

"That guy's 47 years old."

"Give her a break, Brandon! You're such a fuck!"

"Oh, Dylan."

"Where did Brandon meet this bitch?"

"It's not that big of a deal, Brandon!"

"Did she just say 'I'll always remember you as the guy who gave me my first burrito?'"

5 comments:

  1. hey if it makes you feel better, i was saying this same shit when i was watching the show 20 years ago. Sigh. but also DONNA MARTIN GRADUATES! DONNA MARTIN GRADUATES!

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    1. Doesn't make me feel better.

      Does not make me feel better.

      Nope.

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