Here's how this works:
1. I start a blog
2. People type stuff into Google that leads them to my blog
3. Google Analytics allows me to see what people have searched for
4. This post writes itself
So let's check out last week's top Google searches that led people to TV My Wife Watches DOT COM.
Had to be my wife.
What if a man actually ate his wife as she watched TV? Not ate her out, but actually ate her. Like for dinner. That'd be da lead story on Good Morning America, amirite Zoo With Roy?
And now for my absolute favorite #GoogSearch of ALL TIME ...
TV My Wife Watches everybody!