Wednesday, January 22, 2014

Oscar Chat with Feddd & Sara Circs: Best Actresssssssssssssss

So sweaty.

Hey Tina Yothers fans, the Oscar nominations came out last week (or as I call them, the Ogg-Noms) so back again are TV My Wife Watches' Hollywood Correspondents, Feddd and the other lady. This week, we've decided (read: I've decided) to make the post much shorter, because quite frankly I can't imagine any of you read our previous ramblings. (OMG THAT WAS A JK they were friggin' fantastic. Read the old ones here and here).

This week's topic: BEST ACTRESS -- shouldn't be a surprise really, it's written right up there in the title. Also I alluded to it with the whole "Tina Yothers" intro thing. Whatever, doesn't matter, let's get on with the Gchat, shall we?

We shall!

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me:  Hi dudes, today we're gonna talk about DA OSCARS, specifically the Best Actress category

Feddd:  oh, shit

okay

me:  do you know who's nominated?

wanna take a guess?

Sara:  jennifer lawrence?

meryl streep?

me:  OMG SLOW DOWN CIRCS


Sara:  i'm just guessing!!!

me:  jennifer lawrence ... NO

Feddd:  Can I look it up or do you want us to guess?

me:  meryl streep, YES

Sara:  ummmmm

me:  Feddd, she's already got two guesses and you have zero!

Jesse:  Amy Adams, obvs

Sara:  amy poehler JK JK JK

good one

good one circs

me:  AMY ADAMS, YES

for american hussy

Sara:  another old lady?

me:  meryl for something else

YES, JUDI DENCH THE DAME

Sara:  k

me:  she starred in The Dame 

two more

Sara:  cate blanch?

me:  YES CATE BLANCH

Sara:  wow

me:  for blue jazzy

Sara:  ummmmm

Feddd:  wait, it can't be interesting for us to guess, right? Your readers already know

me:  my readers don't know shit

Sara:  okay we got amy, meryl, cate and the dame

me:  ONE MORE

Sara:  who elssssse

me:  FEDDDD'S FAVORITE

Evster's note: at this point there was a long silence that seemed to last around 25 minutes

Sara:  hmm

sandy!!!

bullock

me:  SANDY!

CORRECT

so there's our five: sandy, judy, cate, meryl and i forgot the other one

Sara:  amy

me:  amy!

Sara:  yes


Sandy!

me:  WHO'S GONNA WIN, GUYS

Sara:  what is meryl nominated for? saving mr banks?

me:  saving mr. silverman

Feddd:  Osage

me:  the osage of osage county

Sara:  ummmm i'm gonna go with sandy

me:  why you gonna go with sandy, circs

THAT MOVIE WAS STUPID BY THE WAY

Sara:  she floated so convincingly

me:  It was essentially Forrest Gump in space

Feddd:  WHAT WAS STUPID FUCK YOU

**logs off**

me:  hi i'm forrest gump, and this is wilson, and this is space

borrrrrrinnnggggggggg

Feddd:  oh you can srsly srsly fuck urself to death

YOU ARE SO SO STUPID

Sara:   i dunno, who do you guys think is gonna win?

me:  look, that movie was okay ... i liked the lack of dialogue, and her little yoga shorts, but i've seen that type of stuff before!

Sara:  has sandy won before? shit, she has, hasn't she?

Feddd:  IT IS A BOUNDARY PUSHER AND A 1 OF A KIND EXPERIENCE U ARE NOT QUALIFIED TO WRITE ABOUT SHIT

me:  it had tom hanks!

sandy won like last year

Feddd:  i am legit angry

me:  what did sandy win for feddd

Sara:  the football one

me:  the one where she had sex with billy bob?

Sara:  blind something

Feddd:  The BLind SPot

me:  oh right, blind melon the movie

Sara:  LOL

me:  she was okay in that

Sara:   i CANNOT believe you saw that

me:  i liked halle barry tho when she had sex with billy bob

Sara:  i don't know why, but i can't

me:  IT WAS ABOUT FOOTBALLS

AND I READ DA BOOK WHICH WAS REAL

Sara:  wow wow wow. did you also see hope floats

Feddd:  I would be fine with sandy winning b/c that movie is a marvel but Cate Blanch was amazing in a role & movie that super stressed me out

me:  didn't see hope floats, but i really liked sandy in the one with ryan reyns

cate blanch was good in that tho

Sara:  oh, "you're fired" or something

me:  you've got mail and you're fired

Sara:  i didn't see BJ but i'm sure cate blanch was a revelashe, let's go with her or amy adams or meryl

the only one who has NO SHOT is the dame

me:  cate blanch has it wrapped up

Feddd:  Also Meryl always wins

me:  why doesn't the dame have a shot? meryl's clearly winning

Sara:  mmm, i dunno, i'm just guessing because i don't know what movie she was in

me:  SO ON THE COUNT OF THREE, LET'S ALL SAY WHO WE THINK IS GONNA WIN

READY?

1

2

3

RYAN REYNOLDS!

Feddd:  Blind Spot

Sara:  AMYLJ

me:  who is amylj?

Sara:  seriously? seriously?

you're cool with "blind spot" but you're going to question me about mine

me:  lolz

Sara:  you're cool with "ryan reynolds"

me:  he's a good actress

Sara:  still dislike you




Yo Jonny Hi-tops, if you're reading this, I kind of think that the woman in the video above, Peggy Lee, kinda looks like your wife. She doesn't reallllllllly, but there's something about her mouth and smile that resembles Emily's. Obviously that sounds really creepy, but just watch and tell me what you think. Also, everyone else, you should watch the vid too because it's a great song and it's nice to listen to music together. 

4 comments:

  1. You all finished with the wednesday wifeys? Cuz if you're not you should do one about the chick from true detective. Not the wifey, the good one. Also you should watch true detective

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