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Hey Tina Yothers fans, the Oscar nominations came out last week (or as I call them, the Ogg-Noms) so back again are TV My Wife Watches' Hollywood Correspondents, Feddd and the other lady. This week, we've decided (read: I've decided) to make the post much shorter, because quite frankly I can't imagine any of you read our previous ramblings. (OMG THAT WAS A JK they were friggin' fantastic. Read the old ones here and here).
This week's topic: BEST ACTRESS -- shouldn't be a surprise really, it's written right up there in the title. Also I alluded to it with the whole "Tina Yothers" intro thing. Whatever, doesn't matter, let's get on with the Gchat, shall we?
We shall!
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me: Hi dudes, today we're gonna talk about DA OSCARS, specifically the Best Actress category
Feddd: oh, shit
okay
me: do you know who's nominated?
wanna take a guess?
Sara: jennifer lawrence?
meryl streep?
me: OMG SLOW DOWN CIRCS
Sara: i'm just guessing!!!
me: jennifer lawrence ... NO
Feddd: Can I look it up or do you want us to guess?
me: meryl streep, YES
Sara: ummmmm
me: Feddd, she's already got two guesses and you have zero!
Jesse: Amy Adams, obvs
Sara: amy poehler JK JK JK
good one
good one circs
me: AMY ADAMS, YES
for american hussy
Sara: another old lady?
me: meryl for something else
YES, JUDI DENCH THE DAME
Sara: k
me: she starred in The Dame
two more
Sara: cate blanch?
me: YES CATE BLANCH
Sara: wow
me: for blue jazzy
Sara: ummmmm
Feddd: wait, it can't be interesting for us to guess, right? Your readers already know
me: my readers don't know shit
Sara: okay we got amy, meryl, cate and the dame
me: ONE MORE
Sara: who elssssse
me: FEDDDD'S FAVORITE
Evster's note: at this point there was a long silence that seemed to last around 25 minutes
Sara: hmm
sandy!!!
bullock
me: SANDY!
CORRECT
so there's our five: sandy, judy, cate, meryl and i forgot the other one
Sara: amy
me: amy!
Sara: yes
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Sandy! |
me: WHO'S GONNA WIN, GUYS
Sara: what is meryl nominated for? saving mr banks?
me: saving mr. silverman
Feddd: Osage
me: the osage of osage county
Sara: ummmm i'm gonna go with sandy
me: why you gonna go with sandy, circs
THAT MOVIE WAS STUPID BY THE WAY
Sara: she floated so convincingly
me: It was essentially Forrest Gump in space
Feddd: WHAT WAS STUPID FUCK YOU
**logs off**
me: hi i'm forrest gump, and this is wilson, and this is space
borrrrrrinnnggggggggg
Feddd: oh you can srsly srsly fuck urself to death
YOU ARE SO SO STUPID
Sara: i dunno, who do you guys think is gonna win?
me: look, that movie was okay ... i liked the lack of dialogue, and her little yoga shorts, but i've seen that type of stuff before!
Sara: has sandy won before? shit, she has, hasn't she?
Feddd: IT IS A BOUNDARY PUSHER AND A 1 OF A KIND EXPERIENCE U ARE NOT QUALIFIED TO WRITE ABOUT SHIT
me: it had tom hanks!
sandy won like last year
Feddd: i am legit angry
me: what did sandy win for feddd
Sara: the football one
me: the one where she had sex with billy bob?
Sara: blind something
Feddd: The BLind SPot
me: oh right, blind melon the movie
Sara: LOL
me: she was okay in that
Sara: i CANNOT believe you saw that
me: i liked halle barry tho when she had sex with billy bob
Sara: i don't know why, but i can't
me: IT WAS ABOUT FOOTBALLS
AND I READ DA BOOK WHICH WAS REAL
Sara: wow wow wow. did you also see hope floats
Feddd: I would be fine with sandy winning b/c that movie is a marvel but Cate Blanch was amazing in a role & movie that super stressed me out
me: didn't see hope floats, but i really liked sandy in the one with ryan reyns
cate blanch was good in that tho
Sara: oh, "you're fired" or something
me: you've got mail and you're fired
Sara: i didn't see BJ but i'm sure cate blanch was a revelashe, let's go with her or amy adams or meryl
the only one who has NO SHOT is the dame
me: cate blanch has it wrapped up
Feddd: Also Meryl always wins
me: why doesn't the dame have a shot? meryl's clearly winning
Sara: mmm, i dunno, i'm just guessing because i don't know what movie she was in
me: SO ON THE COUNT OF THREE, LET'S ALL SAY WHO WE THINK IS GONNA WIN
READY?
1
2
3
RYAN REYNOLDS!
Feddd: Blind Spot
Sara: AMYLJ
me: who is amylj?
Sara: seriously? seriously?
you're cool with "blind spot" but you're going to question me about mine
me: lolz
Sara: you're cool with "ryan reynolds"
me: he's a good actress
Sara: still dislike you
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