Hey Tina Yothers fans, the Oscar nominations came out last week (or as I call them, the Ogg-Noms) so back again are TV My Wife Watches' Hollywood Correspondents, Feddd and the other lady. This week, we've decided (read: I've decided) to make the post much shorter, because quite frankly I can't imagine any of you read our previous ramblings. (OMG THAT WAS A JK they were friggin' fantastic. Read the old ones here and here).
This week's topic: BEST ACTRESS -- shouldn't be a surprise really, it's written right up there in the title. Also I alluded to it with the whole "Tina Yothers" intro thing. Whatever, doesn't matter, let's get on with the Gchat, shall we?
me: Hi dudes, today we're gonna talk about DA OSCARS, specifically the Best Actress category
Feddd: oh, shit
me: do you know who's nominated?
wanna take a guess?
Sara: jennifer lawrence?
me: OMG SLOW DOWN CIRCS
Sara: i'm just guessing!!!
me: jennifer lawrence ... NO
Feddd: Can I look it up or do you want us to guess?
me: meryl streep, YES
me: Feddd, she's already got two guesses and you have zero!
Jesse: Amy Adams, obvs
Sara: amy poehler JK JK JK
good one circs
me: AMY ADAMS, YES
for american hussy
Sara: another old lady?
me: meryl for something else
YES, JUDI DENCH THE DAME
me: she starred in The Dame
Sara: cate blanch?
me: YES CATE BLANCH
me: for blue jazzy
Feddd: wait, it can't be interesting for us to guess, right? Your readers already know
me: my readers don't know shit
Sara: okay we got amy, meryl, cate and the dame
me: ONE MORE
Sara: who elssssse
me: FEDDDD'S FAVORITE
Evster's note: at this point there was a long silence that seemed to last around 25 minutes
so there's our five: sandy, judy, cate, meryl and i forgot the other one
me: WHO'S GONNA WIN, GUYS
Sara: what is meryl nominated for? saving mr banks?
me: saving mr. silverman
me: the osage of osage county
Sara: ummmm i'm gonna go with sandy
me: why you gonna go with sandy, circs
THAT MOVIE WAS STUPID BY THE WAY
Sara: she floated so convincingly
me: It was essentially Forrest Gump in space
Feddd: WHAT WAS STUPID FUCK YOU
me: hi i'm forrest gump, and this is wilson, and this is space
Feddd: oh you can srsly srsly fuck urself to death
YOU ARE SO SO STUPID
Sara: i dunno, who do you guys think is gonna win?
me: look, that movie was okay ... i liked the lack of dialogue, and her little yoga shorts, but i've seen that type of stuff before!
Sara: has sandy won before? shit, she has, hasn't she?
Feddd: IT IS A BOUNDARY PUSHER AND A 1 OF A KIND EXPERIENCE U ARE NOT QUALIFIED TO WRITE ABOUT SHIT
me: it had tom hanks!
sandy won like last year
Feddd: i am legit angry
me: what did sandy win for feddd
Sara: the football one
me: the one where she had sex with billy bob?
Sara: blind something
Feddd: The BLind SPot
me: oh right, blind melon the movie
me: she was okay in that
Sara: i CANNOT believe you saw that
me: i liked halle barry tho when she had sex with billy bob
Sara: i don't know why, but i can't
me: IT WAS ABOUT FOOTBALLS
AND I READ DA BOOK WHICH WAS REAL
Sara: wow wow wow. did you also see hope floats
Feddd: I would be fine with sandy winning b/c that movie is a marvel but Cate Blanch was amazing in a role & movie that super stressed me out
me: didn't see hope floats, but i really liked sandy in the one with ryan reyns
cate blanch was good in that tho
Sara: oh, "you're fired" or something
me: you've got mail and you're fired
Sara: i didn't see BJ but i'm sure cate blanch was a revelashe, let's go with her or amy adams or meryl
the only one who has NO SHOT is the dame
me: cate blanch has it wrapped up
Feddd: Also Meryl always wins
me: why doesn't the dame have a shot? meryl's clearly winning
Sara: mmm, i dunno, i'm just guessing because i don't know what movie she was in
me: SO ON THE COUNT OF THREE, LET'S ALL SAY WHO WE THINK IS GONNA WIN
Feddd: Blind Spot
me: who is amylj?
Sara: seriously? seriously?
you're cool with "blind spot" but you're going to question me about mine
Sara: you're cool with "ryan reynolds"
me: he's a good actress
Sara: still dislike you
Yo Jonny Hi-tops, if you're reading this, I kind of think that the woman in the video above, Peggy Lee, kinda looks like your wife. She doesn't reallllllllly, but there's something about her mouth and smile that resembles Emily's. Obviously that sounds really creepy, but just watch and tell me what you think. Also, everyone else, you should watch the vid too because it's a great song and it's nice to listen to music together.