|Marf Rarfalo still not nominated for You Can Count on Me (2000).|
Every Thursday from now until the Oscars, I will be checking in with TVMWW's Hollywood Correspondents, Feddd and Sara Circs, to chat about movies. Their credentials are as follows: Feddd has a Masters in Screenwriting from Boston University and works for a major film production company in LA; Sara Circs is a person. Onto this week's topic... Best Actor!
me: hi guys
Sara: hi evster
Feddd: hi guys
Sara: hi fedddster
me: what's everybody wearing
Sara: whips n chains n things
me: omg be serious circs!
Feddd: i am in bed sweating in my underwear with the flu
Sara: omg!! YOU ACTUALLY WANT ME TO TELL YOU WHAT I'M WEARING I THOUGHT THIS WAS A FAMILY BLOG
me: this is NOT a family blog
Sara: I KNOW THAT
me: OKAY BEST ACTOR
sadly this year Marf Rarfallo was not nominated (AGAIN) so the category is WIDE OPES
do you guys want to guess who was nominated? or should i just tell you?
i should just tell you
Feddd: I looked it up
me: so who should we talk about? BRUCE DERN?
Sara: i didn't look it up
me: WHO'S HE
i mean, i know i should know him, but i don't?
HE'S SO OLD
Feddd: you're so dumb
Sara: is he anything like LAURA DERN?
that's the only other DERN i know
Feddd: YES HE IS HER FATHER
me: The Dern, Judi Dench
DERN, I AM YOUR FATHER
Well is he gonna win Feddd? Nebrask?
No one saw that movie, right?
Feddd: I saw it but I don't think he will win
Sara: are the other guys guys i've heard of
me: yes, Matthew Mccahohnoagy, from Dallas Buyers
Sara: presumptuous of you to assume i've heard of him, rude
Feddd: Matthew McCons for Dallas Buying Club or CHiwetetl Ejiofor for 12 Slaves a Year
me: also Leo in the Wolf Daddy
which i saw!
did you guys see the Wolf Daddy
|No idea what's going on here.|
me: Matthew McCons was actually pretty great in the Wolfy too
oh, Christian Bale Bonds
He's the last one
Feddd: I saw American Hustle
Sara: me too i saw hustle
Feddd: that movie was aight
me: PLEASE DON'T TALK ABOUT HUSTLE, I HAVEN'T SEEN IT YET
Sara: dear god, please stop yelling at us
i don't even care about that movie
me: So it's down to Matthew McCons and Emeka Okafor
i call mccons
He lost like 100 pounds for that role
Feddd: I didn't see either
Sara: me either
me: FEDDD, HE LOST 100 POUNDS
Sara: keep in mind that's more than a full Circs
He lost a full Circs
Christian Bale didn't lose a full Circs when he lost all that weight for Batman
Sara: but he's SO cute
Feddd: i'm very dizzy and my throat hurts very much
Sara: that is so cute!!
Feddd: I'm going with Chiwetel
me: OMG THAT'S NOT EVEN A REAL PERSON
me: I'm going with MM
me: TWO AGAINST ONE FEDDD
Feddd: oh I guess he he will lose then. damn.
me: On the count of three, let's all say what Feddd should do to feel better.
JACK YOUR D
Feddd: I live alone and I am very cold
Sara: sorry i wasn't ready but do you have a freestanding toilet fedds
you're gonna die very soon
Feddd: thx for bein my pals
me: see ya next week!
Sara: yeah whatever, bye i guess
Feddd: do you guys feel the wind?
Around a year ago, I was churning out a bunch of quick-hitter posts and my good friend Gabulous aka the lady responsible for creating the TVMWW header, told me, "Yo Ev, calm down. Quality over quantity, dude." Well, I certainly haven't been listening to her, huh? I am WIPED OUT from all this recent blogging. Anyway, I hope you're enjoying it, and continue to support this stupid website and all of my good friends like Feddd and Circs and Turbo Timmy and Zoo With Roy who have been helping out along the way. Okay, that's all. Here's a lady surfing on a horse.
And here are the other jawns from this series:
Oscar Chat: Best Actress
Celeb Sightings: Bill Coz
Celeb Sightings: Method Man