Thursday, January 30, 2014

Oscar Chat with Feddd and Sara Circs: Best Non-Mark-Ruffaloian Actor

Marf Rarfalo still not nominated for You Can Count on Me (2000). 

Every Thursday from now until the Oscars, I will be checking in with TVMWW's Hollywood Correspondents, Feddd and Sara Circs, to chat about movies. Their credentials are as follows: Feddd has a Masters in Screenwriting from Boston University and works for a major film production company in LA; Sara Circs is a person. Onto this week's topic... Best Actor!

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me: hi guys 

Sara: hi evster 

Feddd: hi guys 

Sara: hi fedddster 

me: what's everybody wearing 


Sara: whips n chains n things 

me: omg be serious circs! 

Feddd: i am in bed sweating in my underwear with the flu 

Sara: omg!! YOU ACTUALLY WANT ME TO TELL YOU WHAT I'M WEARING I THOUGHT THIS WAS A FAMILY BLOG 

me: this is NOT a family blog 

Sara: I KNOW THAT 

me: OKAY BEST ACTOR 

sadly this year Marf Rarfallo was not nominated (AGAIN) so the category is WIDE OPES 

do you guys want to guess who was nominated? or should i just tell you? 

i should just tell you 

Feddd: I looked it up 

me: so who should we talk about? BRUCE DERN? 

Sara: i didn't look it up 

me: WHO'S HE

i mean, i know i should know him, but i don't? 

HE'S SO OLD 

Feddd: you're so dumb 

Sara: is he anything like LAURA DERN? 

that's the only other DERN i know 

Feddd: YES HE IS HER FATHER 

me: The Dern, Judi Dench 

DERN, I AM YOUR FATHER 

Well is he gonna win Feddd? Nebrask? 

No one saw that movie, right? 

Feddd: I saw it but I don't think he will win 

Sara: are the other guys guys i've heard of 

me: yes, Matthew Mccahohnoagy, from Dallas Buyers 

Sara: presumptuous of you to assume i've heard of him, rude 

Feddd: Matthew McCons for Dallas Buying Club or CHiwetetl Ejiofor for 12 Slaves a Year 

me: also Leo in the Wolf Daddy 

which i saw! 

did you guys see the Wolf Daddy 

Sara: nope! 

Feddd: NOPE 

me: awesome 


No idea what's going on here.

me: Matthew McCons was actually pretty great in the Wolfy too 

oh, Christian Bale Bonds 

He's the last one

Feddd: I saw American Hustle 

Sara: me too i saw hustle 

Feddd: that movie was aight 

me: PLEASE DON'T TALK ABOUT HUSTLE, I HAVEN'T SEEN IT YET 

Sara: dear god, please stop yelling at us 

i don't even care about that movie 

me: So it's down to Matthew McCons and Emeka Okafor 

Sara: MCCONS 

i call mccons 

me: OBVS 

He lost like 100 pounds for that role 

Feddd: I didn't see either 

Sara: me either 

me: FEDDD, HE LOST 100 POUNDS 

Sara: keep in mind that's more than a full Circs 

me: wow 

He lost a full Circs 

Christian Bale didn't lose a full Circs when he lost all that weight for Batman 

Sara: but he's SO cute  

Feddd: i'm very dizzy and my throat hurts very much 

Sara: that is so cute!! 

Feddd: I'm going with Chiwetel 

me: OMG THAT'S NOT EVEN A REAL PERSON 

Sara: lol 

me: I'm going with MM 

Sara: MCCONS 

me: TWO AGAINST ONE FEDDD 

Feddd: oh I guess he he will lose then. damn. 

me: On the count of three, let's all say what Feddd should do to feel better. 

ready? 







JACK YOUR D 

Feddd: I live alone and I am very cold 

Sara: sorry i wasn't ready but do you have a freestanding toilet fedds 

Feddd: no 

Sara: ugh 

you're gonna die very soon 

Feddd: thx for bein my pals 

me: see ya next week!

Sara: yeah whatever, bye i guess 

Feddd: do you guys feel the wind?




Around a year ago, I was churning out a bunch of quick-hitter posts and my good friend Gabulous aka the lady responsible for creating the TVMWW header, told me, "Yo Ev, calm down. Quality over quantity, dude." Well, I certainly haven't been listening to her, huh? I am WIPED OUT from all this recent blogging. Anyway, I hope you're enjoying it, and continue to support this stupid website and all of my good friends like Feddd and Circs and Turbo Timmy and Zoo With Roy who have been helping out along the way. Okay, that's all. Here's a lady surfing on a horse. 

And here are the other jawns from this series:

Oscar Chat: Best Actress
Celeb Sightings: Bill Coz
Celeb Sightings: Method Man

3 comments:

  1. I would like to confirm that I believed this was a family blog.

    Also, Marky Ruffs finest role was clearly 13 Going On 30.

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      ELL OH ELL

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