Monday, January 20, 2014

Downton Abbey: Week 3 Primetime Performer presented by A1® Steak Sauce

Tastes great on those Chinese fried noodle things!

Hey folks, Turbo Timmy and I are back for another edition of Downton Abbey's Primetime Performer presented by A1® Steak Sauce. So grab your steaks, GRAB YOUR STEAK SAUCE, and let's get cookin! 
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The Evster:  Lotta fantastic performances Sunday night, but only one person can be named this week's TVMWW Primetime Performer (presented by A1® Steak Sauce). Edith and her arm bracelet certainly stepped up, knocking da boots with Mr. Whatshisface all night long. Edith may be the sorriest sister on the show, but now that Sybil is dead and Mary's husband is also dead, she's the only Grantham girl who is legitimately gettin' pounded on the regg. Still, she loses points for being scared that her aunt might tell Muh-ma. C'mon Edith! If you're gonna boink dudes, own it! Then there was the first ever black guy on Downton aka Jackie Robinson Jr. aka Sammy Davis Sr. who did a great job of having really white teeth. But neither of them compared to Mr. Handsomeface who hit dem with dat REAL TALK. Dude tells it like it is, "Matthew is dead and I am alive." TRUTH. Unfortunately, I can't give him this week's award, because last night's Primetime Performer was obviously Richard Sherman. 

I'M DA BEST BLOGGER IN DA GAME. WHEN YOU TRY ME WITH A SORRY FOOTMAN LIKE MR. BARROW, THAT'S THE RESULT YOU GONE GET. 

Turbo:  Omg a black guy on Downton Abbey! He was such a nice guy and valiantly rescued Rose from a drunk creep and yet the white folks were still player hatin as they pulled her away. But ya know what, Rose was giving Sammy Davis Sr. that "let's get freaky" look so I dont think we've seen the last of this guy. What do you think, Ev? ... Ev? ... Oh that's right you insisted we not do a back and forth on these things and that we keep these P.O.S. posts as short as possible.


The Evster:  Short and sweet, Turbo! Short and sweet!

Turbo:  In my opinion this week's TVMWW Primetime Performer (presented by A1® Steak Sauce) has gotta be head housekeeper Mrs. Hughes. She saved the house from an embarrassing scandal this week as she flushed out Edna Braithwaite's powerplay scheme to get preggo from a drunk Tom. Mrs. Hughes made this revelation after discovering a sex/pregnancy book found in Edna's room which would probably be a fascinating read.

The Evster: Sorry, Turbo. Richard Sherms is the winner. 

Turbo:  WHAT ABOUT THE DOGGIE DO YOU EVEN CARE THAT HE'S BEEN ABSENT FOR TWO EPISODES IN A ROW???

The Evster: DON'T YOU EVER TALK ABOUT THE DOGGIE. DON'T YOU OPEN YO MOUF ABOUT DA BEST, OR I'M GONNA SHUT IT FOR YOU REAL QUICK. 

TVMWW!


Erin's using the award as her microphone. 
Award winners to date:

Week 1 - Daisy
Week 2 - Mr. Handsomeface
Week 3 - Richard Sherms

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