|Kinda figured Elvin would have a little bit of chest hair.|
In the three years since I started this blog, I have been lucky enough to cover a few absolutely incredible television moments:
- A guy on the Bach with a freshly tattooed forearm sang an acapella love song to a woman he barely knew on top of a mountain.
- On Virgin Diaries, two disgusting virgins repeatedly jammed their tongues down each other's throats with seemingly no ability to understand that the television cameras in front of them were going to broadcast this to a national audience.
- Joe Gorga ate spaghetti with a fork.
And now, Elvin from The Cosby Show -- a whopping 21 years after his last television appearance -- is absolutely dominating Dancing With The Stars.
I don't know why I'm so surprised. I mean, Elvin is black (barely) and dancing was always a huge part of The Cosby Show intros, but I guess I just never expected him to return to television period, let alone do so in such a dramatic fashion. Part of his success could be due to the fact that he's paired with total smokebomb, Karina Smirnoff (who I wrote about in 2011 and who could make anyone look good), but that's unfair. The dude is just a really good dancer. And I'm really happy to see him back on TV (and without that total nag Sondra bringing him down).
I was also super happy to see Captain Dickpants, Keyshawn Johnson, get voted off last night, because that guy suckkkkkkkkssssssssssss.
|I HOPE YOU HAVE SEX WITH HER, ELVIN!|
YOU DESERVE IT!