Monday, June 10, 2013

Pssstttt, We Gone Hashtag Some Isht Tonight, Son

Shoulda kept her bangs. 

Shhhhh, shut up.

Just shut up and keep your voice down.

Tonight, at 8 o'clizzock, we're all gonna meet at the tree behind the soccer fields and hashtag some isht.

Loyal reader/commenter/donut enthusiast @Kunk7 came up with the brilliant idea to tweet "#WHOCAREZ" during the Bach tonight and get that isht on television. Now clearly this isn't a brilliant idea becuz honestly who cares, but I got nothin' better to do tonight SO LET'S START A MOVEMENT.

We've already got THREE OTHER PEOPLE ON BOARD.

The instructions: simply tweet using the hasher #Bachelorette tonight and something like "WHO CARESSSSS" or "WHO WHO WHO CAREZZZZZZ" or "WHO I SAY WHO I SAY WHO WHO CARESSSSSS???" and then, I dunno, maybe it'll get on TV? Seriously, this is such a stupid idea and I've currently got a sandwich called THE TRAINWRECK sitting in front of me so I'm just gonna eat it now catch ya later.

#ALL #ABOARDDDDD


UPDATE AS OF 2:21 PM: I think I'm having heart palpitations after that sandwich so you guyz may have to go on without me. God speed.

6 comments:

  1. I find this article very interesting and a topic in which I am very interested.

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  2. She absolutely should have kept her bangs.

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  3. I actually don't care for doughnuts.

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  4. I actually don't care for this idea.

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  5. tell what's in trainwreck and I'm in like flint.

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    1. Cheesesteak w/ salami and andouille sausage and creole mayo ... from that Cajun joint, Beck's, in Reading Terminal.

      BONKS

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