|Shoulda kept her bangs.|
Shhhhh, shut up.
Just shut up and keep your voice down.
Tonight, at 8 o'clizzock, we're all gonna meet at the tree behind the soccer fields and hashtag some isht.
Loyal reader/commenter/donut enthusiast @Kunk7 came up with the brilliant idea to tweet "#WHOCAREZ" during the Bach tonight and get that isht on television. Now clearly this isn't a brilliant idea becuz honestly who cares, but I got nothin' better to do tonight SO LET'S START A MOVEMENT.
We've already got THREE OTHER PEOPLE ON BOARD.
The instructions: simply tweet using the hasher #Bachelorette tonight and something like "WHO CARESSSSS" or "WHO WHO WHO CAREZZZZZZ" or "WHO I SAY WHO I SAY WHO WHO CARESSSSSS???" and then, I dunno, maybe it'll get on TV? Seriously, this is such a stupid idea and I've currently got a sandwich called THE TRAINWRECK sitting in front of me so I'm just gonna eat it now catch ya later.
UPDATE AS OF 2:21 PM: I think I'm having heart palpitations after that sandwich so you guyz may have to go on without me. God speed.