I'm Not Dead -- Bachelorette Stuff Coming Tomorrow

I drink coffee!!!

Just posting real quick to say that I'm not dead.

I've been away on a mini-vacashe, but will be watching Da Bachelorette tonight with my lovely, beautiful, voluptuous wife, and writing about it tomorrow (or some time in late September).

Til then, here's a couple vids to keep you off my back omg shut up for like five minutes and let a brotha go to Boston for a long weekend omg you're so needy seriously get over it PS I miss you guys.