I have a blog.
And because I have a blog, I can see stats (analytics, dawg!) that tell me what people put into Google that led them to click on TVMyWifeWatches.blogspots.coms.
It's really not that complicated and frankly I'm a little embarrassed for Midtown that I had to explain it to him. In fact, he might be the stupidest person I know. It should also be mentioned that this past weekend at a bachelor party in Lake Tahoe, Mid got hammered, tried to convince people to ski into a lake, and then passed out at 7pm in his wet bathing suit.
So without further adieuuuuuu, here are the latest and greatest #GoogSearches that real, live human beings typed into their dumb, stupid computers, and then clicked on a link to get to the stupidest blog on the internet.
In other news, I am finally free to do some blorging. Unfortunately, I'm currently two weeks behind on Game of Frones and Mad Mens Warehouse (but totally caught up on Antiques Roadshow). I look forward to getting back to blogging real soon / moving to Nova Scotia and never talking to any of you ever again.