Tuesday, April 30, 2013

OMG Get Over Yourself Don Drapes with that Stupid Remote Control

That kid's got pretty good posture.

You know what, Don Drapes? Shuttttt upppppppppp.

With your stinkin' remote control and your stupid, space age television. Who the hell had a remote control in 1968? How is that possible?

I know this Mad Men's Wearhouse show is supposed to be known for its accuracy, but there's no way people actually had remote control TVs back then, did they??? My family didn't get a remote control TV until like, 10 years ago, and yeah, I know, my family is totally retarded and my father grows his own grapefruits, but still. 1968? No way.

Based on some extensive research conducted at TVMWMWWMMWW headquarters, I have found that the top 3 things that kids did for fun back in 1968 were: playing with sticks, eating bread and playing with bread. You're tellin' me that little Bobby Draper gets to sit on his butt and change channels with a laser? How many channels do the Drapers even have? Shouldn't the remote at least have a cord or somethin'???

Ughghh. I hate white people.


This thing was perfectly fine for my family / totally sucked / who cares?


So I'm tryin' something new, here. SHORTER POSTS. Whaddya think? I don't really care. But what I do care about is you sending in your email questions to TVMyWifeWatches@gmail.com for the next mailborg post. I promise to answer each and every one and I've already gotten many, many, many responses! (Three. I got three. So that's somethin'.)

12 comments:

  1. I found a penny under the mat outside my door this morning and I don't know what it means.

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    1. Without a doubt the quickest comment in TVMWW history.

      THANK U 4 SUPPORTING ME, ENREEKY.

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    2. Getting Rico to comment here is the greatest accomplishment in my short time on this Earth.

      Sers, tho, I'm penning that collabo-post right now. Watch your back, Froggington, you pretentious amphib.

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    3. We could easily all just talk to each other on Gchat or something. Ugh.

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    4. Do you usually check under the door mat in the morning or you got one of them see-thru special kind? I had wawa for lunch.

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    5. Rawhouse, are you on Twitter? #TeamWawa

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  2. Hey! It works!

    Could you imagine if Mad Men and Game of Thrones had a crossover? It would be Don Draper banging Dragons! Holy Cow!

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    1. Four exclamation points and one question mark!

      Giggles McGee, everyone!

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    2. Is there any other way to chat in the wonderful world of the internet?! I think not good sir!

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