Thursday, January 24, 2013

The Evster's Guide On: How To Make Your Own Jerseys

Best hightop fade ever?

Hey all you hamburgers and cheeseburgers, I wrote this jawn for The 700 Level about my homemade jerseys. Here's the intro paragraph, and then there's a link-a-dink-dink to the rest of it down below.

So you wanna be a baller. 

You’ve got a dope haircut, some fresh sneaks and a $400-a-week cocaine habit, but do you have the one key attribute that certifies your P.I.M.P. status? No, I’m not talking about cocaine, you have the cocaine, you have plenty of cocaine – and I’m not talking about “power” or “respect” or “swag” or any of that dumb stuff that doesn’t really mean anything – I’m talking about a jersey, an authentic NBA jersey. Didn’t you read the title of this post? It’s not like it should be a surprise, this article is gonna be about jerseys, all about jerseys. It’s right up top in huge bold print. Geez.

You can read the rest here

Or if you don't like reading things, just peep the photo gallery of the jerseys here

Orrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr, just look at this picture of a duck straight chillin. 

Yo, she kinda sexy as hell. 

1 comment:

  1. I kind of hate the fact that I didn’t think of doing this when I was supposed to design a team shirt. It could’ve been much simpler. Anyway, I think your lettering is pretty good to be able to do that freehand.

    Linnie Dimmitt