Tuesday, November 20, 2012

Movie: Behind the Scenes of Air Bud

He needs two pairs of sneakers!


PRODUCTION ASSISTANT:  Air Bud scene 32, take 1.

DIRECTOR:  Andddd, action. 

COACH:  All right guys, this is the moment you've all been waiting for. 

JOSH:  What's the play, Coach? What's the play?!

COACH:  Okay, let's run the Bark and Roll. Air Dog, I want you to run around ...

DIRECTOR: Cut! Cut!

COACH:  What happened?

DIRECTOR:  It's Air Bud. 

COACH:  What?

DIRECTOR:  The dog's name. It's Air Bud. 

COACH:  What'd I say?

DIRECTOR:  You said Air Dog. 

COACH:  Ohhhh God. Sorry. I thought his name was Air Dogs. 

DIRECTOR:  That's okay. Let's take it from the top. 

COACH:  Oh man, sorry, guys. Sorry! Sorry, everyone!

DIRECTOR:  That's all right. Places everybody!

PRODUCTION ASSISTANT:  Air Bud scene 32, take 2.

DIRECTOR: Andddd, action! 

COACH:  All right guys, the moment you've all been waiting for. 

JOSH:  What's the play, Coach? What's the play?!

COACH:  Okay, we're gonna run the Bark and Roll. Air Dog, are you listening? Air Dog?

DIRECTOR:  Cut! Cut!

COACH:  What? What happened?

DIRECTOR:  The dog's name is Air Bud. Air. Bud. 

COACH:  Air Buds?

DIRECTOR:  Air Bud. 

COACH:  I thought his name was Air Dog. 

DIRECTOR:  No. It's Air Bud. 

COACH:  Air Buds. 

DIRECTOR:  Air Bud. 

COACH:  What about Air Dog?

DIRECTOR:  We're goin' with Air Bud. All right, let's roll it again. Places! 

PRODUCTION ASSISTANT:  Air Bud scene 32, take 3.

DIRECTOR:  Andddd, action! 

COACH:  Okay guys, the moment you've alllllllll been waiting for. 

JOSH:  What's the play, Coach? What's the play?!

COACH:  All right, calm down Josh. We're gonna run the ole Bark and Roll for Air Dog. He's a dog. 

DIRECTOR:  Cut, cut, cut. Coach, c'mere Coach. 

COACH:  What's up?

DIRECTOR:  Okay, the dog's name is ...

COACH:  Air Dog. 

DIRECTOR:  Air Bud. Airrrrr Buddddd.

COACH:  Air Buds, yeah. That's what I'm ...

DIRECTOR:  You're saying Air ...

COACH:  Buds. 

DIRECTOR:  No. You're saying Air Dog. 

COACH:  And it's supposed to beeeeee ... 

DIRECTOR:  Air

COACH:  Dog. 

DIRECTOR:  Bud. 

COACH:  Bud. Bud Dog. C'mere, Bud Dog! C'mere, boy!

AIR DOG:  Ruff! 

DIRECTOR:  Someone help me. 

TRAINER:  Hi Coach, hi. I'm Barry, I'm Air Bud's trainer. 

COACH:  Hi Barrys. 

TRAINER:  All right, so the dog's name is

COACH:  Sorry, who are you again?

TRAINER:  I'm Air Bud's traner. 

COACH:  Hi. I'm Coach.

TRAINER:  Yeah, I know. See this dog here? His name is Bud. Actually, his name is Malcolm. But for this movie that we're shooting here, with all these people and lights and cameras and stuff, for this we're calling him Air Bud. Like Air Jordan. But Air Bud. 

COACH:  This dog is really good at basketball. 

TRAINER:  Thank you. So do you remember his name?

COACH:  Of course. 

DIRECTOR:  All right, let's go people. Placessss. 

PRODUCTION ASSISTANT:  Air Bud scene 32, take 4.

DIRECTOR:  Andddd, action! 

COACH:  All right Air Buds, this is the moment we've all been waiting for. 

DIRECTOR:  (Just let him go with it. Just let him go.)

JOSH:  What's the play, Coach? What's the play?!

COACH:  Good question, Jonny! Whaddya think, dog?

AIR DOG:  Ruff!

COACH:  Great idea!

DIRECTOR:  Cut!! Jesus Christ!

COACH:  What? 

DIRECTOR:  What? What? What do you mean, "What?"

COACH:  I thought that was going well. 

TRAINER:  I actually thought that was going pretty well, too. 

COACH:  I was letting Air Dog call the play. 

TRAINER:  And he called it. 

COACH:  That dog is really good at barking. 

TRAINER:  Thank you. 

COACH:  C'mere Bark Dog! 

Air Dog wags his tail and jumps up onto Coach and starts licking his face. Everybody seems happy except for Director, Charles Martin Smith, who takes a shotgun, puts it into his mouth and kills himself

THE DOG

2 comments:

  1. How'd you get access to the Air Bud archives?

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    1. I know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy!

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