Win Stuff! TVMWW's Art Contest Presented by Sal's Automotive

Photo courtesy of a kid I played basketball with in high school.

Hey, Do You Like Winning Stuff?

Rhetorical question!

Oh my God, shut up!

Just stop talking and enter the:

TV My Wife Wapshles Art Contest 

Presented by Sal's Automotive

And you can win stuff like:

- A fucking pizza!
- Two fucking pizzas!
- Oh my God, shut up already!
- Some other stuff!

Pizza is delicious, just ask Sal!

"Pizza is delicious." - Sal

How Do You Win?

SHUTTTTTTT UPPPPPPP, ALREADY.

Just make some TVMWW art and send it to me at either TVMyWifeWatches@gmail.com or post it on my Facebork wall. Then I'll pick some winners and send you a pizza or something.

HOLY SHIT!

I KNOW!!!

SHUT UPPPPPPP!!!

Look at all this art that people already made:

Yeah, boyyyyyyyyy!

Sajak in the houuuuuuusssseeeee!

Son of an art teacher!

Maybe four people understand this!

So get to work!

Win a pizza!

SHUT UPPPPPPPPPPPPP, YOU'RE A SLUTTTTTTTTTTT!



WINNERS WILL BE CHOSEN AT THE END OF MAY -- GRAND PRIZE WINNER GETS 2 PIZZAS DELIVERED TO THEIR WORK OR HOME -- 2ND PLACE WINNER GETS ONE PIZZA -- MAYBE OTHER PEOPLE WILL GET STUFF TOO, I JUST HAVEN'T FIGURED THAT OUT YET. 


CHECK OUT THE UPDATED ALBUM OF TVMWW ART ON FACEBORK. 


Once upon a time, I had a TVMWW header contest -- check out all the ill isht from that, yo. NOW GET CRACK-A-LACKIN' ON SOME TVMWW ARTTTTTTTTT!