|Photo courtesy of a kid I played basketball with in high school.|
Hey, Do You Like Winning Stuff?
Oh my God, shut up!
Just stop talking and enter the:
TV My Wife Wapshles Art Contest
Presented by Sal's Automotive
And you can win stuff like:
- A fucking pizza!
- Two fucking pizzas!
- Oh my God, shut up already!
- Some other stuff!
Pizza is delicious, just ask Sal!
|"Pizza is delicious." - Sal|
How Do You Win?
SHUTTTTTTT UPPPPPPP, ALREADY.
Just make some TVMWW art and send it to me at either TVMyWifeWatches@gmail.com or post it on my Facebork wall. Then I'll pick some winners and send you a pizza or something.
Look at all this art that people already made:
|Sajak in the houuuuuuusssseeeee!|
|Son of an art teacher!|
|Maybe four people understand this!|
So get to work!
Win a pizza!
SHUT UPPPPPPPPPPPPP, YOU'RE A SLUTTTTTTTTTTT!
WINNERS WILL BE CHOSEN AT THE END OF MAY -- GRAND PRIZE WINNER GETS 2 PIZZAS DELIVERED TO THEIR WORK OR HOME -- 2ND PLACE WINNER GETS ONE PIZZA -- MAYBE OTHER PEOPLE WILL GET STUFF TOO, I JUST HAVEN'T FIGURED THAT OUT YET.
CHECK OUT THE UPDATED ALBUM OF TVMWW ART ON FACEBORK.
Once upon a time, I had a TVMWW header contest -- check out all the ill isht from that, yo. NOW GET CRACK-A-LACKIN' ON SOME TVMWW ARTTTTTTTTT!