Thursday, October 6, 2011

TV Me Weef Wooches Turns 1 Today!

Forget about the cake, what's on the brim of his cap?!?!

A year ago today, TV My Wife Watches was launched - just another blog-blog on the Internet with only a handful of readers. And now, a year later, that same humble blorg has even less readers. I'm not sure how this happened, but I blame that greedy Chris Harrison's desire for more than two weeks vacation.

Secretly, I actually launched the blurg on September 17th, 2010, with this short and sweet post about the Real Housewives of D.C., but didn't tell anyone about the blarg until weeks later in a mass email to all of my friends (who I'm convinced have still never been to this site).

But you have!

And I thank you - my loyal readers - for reading the posts, following me on Twitty Twang and liking me on Facebork. I'd also like to thank you all for completely ignoring the comments section both here and on FB, making this past year the loneliest and least gratifying time of my life.

Over the past year, the most viewed blogpost has been this Wednesday Wifey about Coco and her insane ass (25,098 pageviews), which somehow makes me very, very proud.

Coco has also been searched for a lot on Google, but not quite as much as people searching "Mike Tomlin - Omar Epps" and landing on this picture (below) of the two of them. "Gefilte Fish" has also been searched for 1,263 times.

Just trying to spike my hits, that's all.

So nice to also share this day with the following birthdays:

Rebecca Lobo

Oh, y'know, just sitting in my bare bones apartment looking through an old scrapbook 

Elisabeth Shue

Oh, y'know, just standing next to a karate master with a popped collar like his name was John motherf*uckin' Travolts.

and Oil Can Boyd

It doesn't even say "Dennis!" ... It doesn't even say "Dennis!"

I'd say my biggest highlight from the past year was the TV Me Weef Wooches Header Contest, while my personal favorite post was this video of a guy doing bonkers tricks on his bicycle that required me to do absolutely nothing but copy and paste a link.

I hope you've enjoyed some of the posts on this shitbox of a blog from the past year ... or at the very least got some nice glimpses of Coco's tornado butt.


  1. Ethan, in an effort to make you feel less lonely, I'll try to post a comment whenever I can. Firstly, I find your blog pretty entertaining. I enjoy reading it at I don't have to actually work. Secondly, I'm on a mission to incorporate "bonkers" into my everyday vocab. Thirdly, I'd totally bang Eliz Shue.

  2. Well Raymond, I'm guessing that Eliz Shue would gladly let you bang her.

  3. Edwin, she totally would. No doubt. My game is off the chizarts.

  4. Congratulations! And as my gift to you I actually visited the website today (even though I still read it in my email). xo