Wednesday, June 1, 2011

Wednesday's Wifey: Miss Universe 2006: Zuleyka Rivera. Yep, Zuleyka.


This week's Wednesday Wifey is Zuleyka Rivera, Miss Universe 2006, and current girlfriend of Mavs midget Puerto Rican point guard, José Juan Barea.

Absolutely no idea what's going on here.

Just because a shrimp can put a ball through a hoop, he can date a Miss Universe. Amazing. Well, also because he makes millions of dollars. And Puerto Ricans make love like dolphins. But still, José must be so thankful.

When I was 16, I got to jam my tongue down a chick's throat simply because I played basketball. And I made $6 an hour at Kinko's. And I make love like a walrus. But still, I am SO thankful.

And for the record, walruses are VERY sensual.

How 'bout a little Kenny G for that ass?


  1. I totally get barefoot basketball, sneakers are so overrated.

  2. I've also never seen a more glistening / prevalent shin bone.

  3. I'll tell you what happened here. You can't get none so, you are sitting here complaining. :D

    1. I'll tell ya what happened here ... barefoot Puerto Rican point guards are taking over the world.