This week's Wednesday Wifey is Zuleyka Rivera, Miss Universe 2006, and current girlfriend of Mavs midget Puerto Rican point guard, José Juan Barea.
|Absolutely no idea what's going on here.|
Just because a shrimp can put a ball through a hoop, he can date a Miss Universe. Amazing. Well, also because he makes millions of dollars. And Puerto Ricans make love like dolphins. But still, José must be so thankful.
When I was 16, I got to jam my tongue down a chick's throat simply because I played basketball. And I made $6 an hour at Kinko's. And I make love like a walrus. But still, I am SO thankful.
And for the record, walruses are VERY sensual.
|How 'bout a little Kenny G for that ass?|