|This little girl can perfectly fold a J Crew sweater without using her teeth.|
This guy Josh that I work with is always nagging me to watch America's Got Talent. Every Thursday he's like, "Did you watch, did you watch? Did you see the lady dive 50 feet into a bowl of soup? Did you see the guy who ate a whole truck? Did you finish that project you've been working on for the last three weeks? It was due yesterday. Seriously, where is it? Have you been blogging at work again? You have, haven't you? I can have you fired you know."
Well not only did I not watch America's Got To Thinking They Can Dance last night, but I actually spent some time on this website, quite possibly the strangest thing I've seen on the Internet since Anthony Weiner's scrote. It's safe for work, but is probably best viewed at home - or on a co-worker's computer who you don't really care about.
Or, if you're more like Josh and don't eat carbs, zip ahead to the 1:55 mark of this video below to see a fantastic impression of Kathy Griffin.