Monday, May 16, 2011

Real Housewives of New Jerz: Guess Who's Back, Guess Who's Back, Guess Who's Back

Teresa Guidice with her three lovely daughters and a miniature gorilla. 

TONIGHT: Real Housewives of New Jersey - 9pm on Bravo.

What's new? - Some ladies

Who's gone? - Danielle - off to become a professional gutter slut

New lady.

What people are saying about it:

"I don't have cable and my Internet connection is spotty at best." - Jesse Feddd

"My only goal in life is to one day be on this show! Also, lifetime supply of beef jerky (if I could have 2 goals)." - Miss Ocean City, NJ, 2005

"I will never eat pizza again, if they will please make it stop." - Superfan, Thad S. 

"SWAG!" - Schmoopie Ross

"OMG - it's starting already?!?! Do the Guidice's still have enough money to drive a Hummer? What about that dumb ass who got kicked out of law school for being a rahtard? Is he working at BK? It's gonna be awesum!!!" - MegaSuperfan, Gabulous

"I'm theoretically excited about it, but when will I have time to clean the house and do Zumba???" - My Wife

"I love this blog - I love you - I never watch Housewives." - BonkersFan, Sheryl Braves

"Are you aware that the NBA conference finals just started? You've changed." - Sweddies

"F**k you." - Loaves, TVMWW's podcast producer


  1. Who know that Guidice was actually pronounced "Judas". I've been saying Gwee-dice in my head for an entire year now. These are things I genuinely spend time thinking about. I'm free tonight if any guy wants to take me out or something.

  2. It will always be Gwee-dis in my heart. "did he have fish?"

    Evalevadingdong! Where's your post?!?!

  3. Post coming later today / tonight!

  4. The only time I've ever laughed out loud at an episode of Real Housewives was when that little girl asked if her gorilla had eaten fish.

  5. dear teresa you are a money hungrey piece of shit you are not loyal and you are going way down into the gutter where you belong stay away from your brother because he is rite you are garbage

  6. Wow Anonymous. I'm not sure what's more impressive -- your anger toward Teresa or the fact that you completely ignore all aspects of punctuation.