|So this is what goes for an American Idol these days.|
In honor of Scotty McCreery, the new American Idol, here's some pictures of my favorite southerners.
|I actually never even really liked this guy. Was much more of a King Kong Bundy fan.|
Sling Blade Carl
|I like them french fried potaters, mmm hmm. Alright den.|
|No idea what's going on here.|
|The sunniest day in the history of Yellow Rump, Louisiana.|
|Slurp it up, Belvy! ... Slurp. It. Up.|