|The submissions keep rolling in! This one courtesy of some crazy lady from Texas.|
Following the recent (and VERY successful) TVMWW Header / Soup Contest, there were some MAJOR jabs thrown at Gabulous's winning submission by the fifth place finisher, Loaves.
The following are a series of text messages exchanged by me and Loaves from last week. Loaves is a professional artist / video editor who once spent $400 on a pen. I've also seen him yell at televisions on many many occasions. He may or may not currently be on prescription medication.
Loaves: Your new header is terrible. You should have picked Law's.
Evster: I disagree!! Law's was WEAK. I actually liked Dick Dog's the best.
Loaves: Dick's was by far the worst.
|This was Dick Dog's.|
Evster: Well we're gonna have to disagree to disagree.
Loaves: The one that's up there is a good idea, but whoever those stiffs are in the TVs look like they're on murder trial.
Evster: It's the Bachelor's mugshot and the host of The Bach. The girl who made it said she'll change those pics on request (based on what show is hot at that particular mome).
Loaves: Those guys need to get outta there, but I do respect the idea that the header says, "Here's a super crappy photo, get ready to read about some super crappy TV shows."
Evster: We're disagreeing to disagree!! It's a good picture! That lady is so happy to have two televisions.
Loaves: Horrible quality mashed jpeg. Hurts eyes and feelings. Old one was colorful and pleasant, and just the right amount of shafty.
|This was the old one.|
Evster: Well, I had a contest and you sent me a green puke colored couch.
|Loaves's submission. This is supposed to be an artsy shot of a couch.|
Loaves: Mine was a good design. Low profile to allow long posts. No shim sham. Law's is super gay and funny. I'm advocating Law's. But really, is it much of a contest when the winner gets ten votes?
Evster: Those votes didn't count! I'm a dictator. I'm Gaddafi! I chose who I wanted!
Loaves: Then choose Dick's!
Evster: Dick's will get some time up there, eventually. Law's wasn't good! Just a guy!
|This was Law's ... just a guy!|
Loaves: At least I can infer that that guy is The Bachelor. The current one gives me no help.
Evster: It's not my fault you're outta touch!
Loaves: You're gonna lose casual clickers with this one. It's misleading and creepy. Law's is at least funny.
Evster: How is Law's funny? It's just a guy!
Loaves: TV My Wife Watches. You're being made to sit through looking at this dildo pass around flowers.
Evster: I actually don't think he's a dild.
Loaves: The dude looks like a dildo in that picture.
And that was the end. I think we know who the real dild is.
Gabulous, care to put in your two-thousand cents?
|This was a header submitted by Schmoopie, who wrote the initial email lambasting my former header.|