|I mean, that's just not good parenting.|
Take it from a guy who has no idea how to talk to people and is constantly getting yelled out by his wife, it is NOT worth it to get into arguments over Ben Roethlisberger this week.
Fellas, whether or not you feel that Big Ben is a gunslinger or a scumbag, just act like he's a degenerate if you're interested in enjoying the game / not sleeping on the couch. Women HATE this dude (and rightfully so, he totally raped two chicks!) and if I've learned anything in my marriage, it is DO NOT defend rapists or leave your dirty socks on the living room floor.
Also, if Mariah Carey is shown at all during the big game, it is best to just bite your tongue as opposed to screaming at the television that you love her breasts / vulnerability.
|Is this outfit on upside down? I honestly have no idea what's going on here other than I'll most likely be sleeping on the couch tonight.|