Wednesday, January 26, 2011

Miss America Update: Message Boards and Watermelons

I'm guessing that my wife would see Vanessa's scepter as a potential weapon.

So after last week's Miss America post, a few people kindly linked to my blog on a Miss America message board, leading to literally thousands of hits and a few other realizations and results, such as:

1. Apparently there are Miss America message boards. 

2. Apparently A LOT of people read them.

3. Including this lady, Miss Louisiana Watermelon Festival, who along with some other pageant-folk are now following TV My Wife Watches. I couldn't be more excited to welcome these lovely ladies to TV My Wife Watches, but it must also be stated that:

4. MY WIFE IS A TERRIFYING HUMAN BEING.

She will seriously gut any person, watermelon festival winner or not, who glances in my direction. One time when we were out to dinner, a waitress laughed a little too hard at one of my jokes and almost got shanked. My wife had her butter knife gripped up and ready to slice, but took a deep breath and realized her French Onion soup was on the way.

Regardless, welcome to the blog blog all of you wonderful Miss America fans! Thanks for reading, thanks for being beautiful, thanks for eating watermelon, and maybe now I'll stay in the room when my (BEAUTIFUL) wife puts on Toddlers and Tiaras.

I mean, this is amazing, right?

8 comments:

  1. I found your blog through that message board and then proceeded to read your blog post for the next 3 hours. you are hilarious. end of story.

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  2. Jacki, I'm not sure you understand.

    MY WIFE WILL KILL YOU!

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  3. I hope no one comes around here "sniffing"....

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  4. They're always sniffing, Aubre. Always.

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  5. Listen, some ladies are gonna sniff.

    If you go to the lobby of any hotel where an NBA team is staying, you'll find some single ladies sniffing around.

    No different in the blog world. And that's why my wife carries a blade and will shank you.

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  6. Ladies be sniffin. Also, the word verification I just had was Dougie(s). No wonder the ladies are hanging around here.

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  7. My last word verificashe was "maksand" with reminded me of Maks from Dancing with the Stars. Which again, reminded me of sniffing.

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  8. I'm currently watching Liverpool vs. Fulham and there's a defender named "Pantsil" which reminds me of "pants suits."

    You may remember him from the World Cup. He's Ghananian!

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