|Brandy, her brother Ray J, Jermaine O'Neal and his ENORMOUS shirt.|
Back to the Us Weekly, where I learned that Ray J (the dude that made the sex-tape with Kim Kardash) is actually Brandy's brother!!! (and Snoop's cousin, which is far less surprising considering the number of cousins the average black person has).
Upon reading this, I absolutely freaked out, elbowed my wife and asked her if she knew about this (which she did!) and continued to freak out for like the next three minutes.
Eventually, my wife asked, "How does that change anything?"
It doesn't, Dar! ... It doesn't!