|Look at Peggy Ols!|
Let's look at Peggy first:
It's a little known fact that a girl sitting on a dude's lap in a jam-packed car of young adults is one of the leading causes of premarital sex (right behind already having a girlfriend and being good looking). There's something primal about a man putting his arm around a woman like a seat-belt that gives the woman a sense of false security. (Or maybe women just love to sit on a dude's wong? I know that dudes certainly love this.) In reality, the man's arm serves no purpose whatsoever and if they were to get into an actual accident, she would still fly through the windshield and probably become a paraplegic. However, young adults are stupid and like mashing on top of each other as an aphrodisiac.
|A natural aphrodisiac|
In regards to Don, his situation was even more simple: when that secretary lady touched his arm, he was done.
Most women by the time they turn 15 realize that if they are able to touch another man anywhere on his body, they can most likely manipulate him into doing whatever they want. In fact, I once went out to get an old girlfriend frozen yogurt during Game 7 of the NBA Finals simply because she put her foot on my calf. Do you think men get their hair cut at the Hair Cuttery because they offer inexpensive haircuts in a variety of convenient strip-mall locations? No. It's because every one of their stylists is trained to gently graze their breasts against your shoulders while they shampoo your hair. This leads us to give outrageous tips, recommend our friends and occasionally run over to the supermarket next door to get them frozen yogurt.
|Peggy doesn't really have the best taste in real-life either, does she?|